Christmas Countdown Blitz Day Ten: It's a Mall World After All by Janette Rallison

USA Today, bestselling author, Janette Rallison/ CJ Hill writes books because writing is much more fun than cleaning bathrooms. Her avoidance of housework has led her to writing thirty novels that have sold over 1,000,000 print copies and have been on many reading and state lists. Her books are fantasy, sci-fi, and romantic comedy because hey, there is enough angst in real life, but there’s a drastic shortage of humor, romance and hot guys who fight dragons. She lives in Chandler, Arizona with her husband, kids, and enough cats to classify her as eccentric.

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If they gave out diplomas for what you learn at the mall, Charlotte could graduate with honors. Ever since she got a job as a perfume spritzer, she's become an expert on all things shopping related―oh, and she's getting really good at spying on her classmates who hang out there. What she hasn't mastered is the art of convincing her best friend Brianna to dump her boyfriend Bryant. After Charlotte caught him flirting with a mysterious, blond-haired girl, she knows he's up to no good. Worse still, now Brianna is taking his side. Charlotte must prove who is right, once and for all, and that means catching Bryant in the act. This is where her mall roaming skills will come in handy. Perfume anyone?

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Colton peered over my shoulder at Greg again, shook his head, then leaned closer to me. “Explain this to me. You dislike me for being an elitist but dated Mr. Snob over there. What’s the difference between the two of us besides the fact that I’m taller, better looking, and can actually bench-press more than my own weight?” “He asked me out and you didn’t.” Colton let out a grunt of disbelief. “I don’t ask out girls who have a policy of not dating guys from my school.” “Well, there you have it,” I said. “Have what?” “Your explanation.” “What explanation? Are you saying you’d go out with me if I asked?” I wasn’t about to answer that question. If I said yes and then he never asked me out, it would be totally humiliating. Besides, if I said yes, it would make me sound like I just went out with anyone who had enough money. But I didn’t want to say no. Standing there with my hands resting on his shoulders and looking into his eyes, well, dating Colton didn’t sound like such a bad idea. And okay, I was beginning to see an advantage to the whole wrestling thing because I could feel the muscles in his shoulders. Wrestlers are totally buff. “Well?” he asked. “Are you actually asking me out on a date, or is this a theoretical question?” “Are you saying you’d make an exception to your dating policy if I did?” “Maybe,” I said. “Then maybe I’m asking you out.” “Well then, maybe you should tell me a date and time so I’ll be ready.” He looked upward, considering. “Maybe we could do dinner and a movie next Friday. Around six o’ clock.” “I might be ready then.” He laughed and pulled me closer. “It was a stupid policy anyway, Charlotte.” “I’m not abandoning the policy, just making an exception in your case. Besides, if I really like you, then that means I didn’t lie to Candy, so I still have the moral high ground.” He laughed again. “You just want the moral high ground, don’t you?” “Maybe.” Over Colton’s shoulder I saw Bryant and Shelby come into the room. They stood close together, but his arms were folded—perhaps so she wouldn’t take hold of his hand. In a moment Colton would notice them, and then he’d leave me. After all, he’d told me he was going to keep an eye on them. I’d told Colton I wanted him to keep an eye on them. Only, now I wanted Colton to keep dancing with me and totally ignore them. See how quickly a person can go from being a good friend to a totally soulless individual?“

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Book Tour: The Wrong Side of Magic by Janette Rallison

Hudson Brown stopped believing in magic long ago. That is, until the day he is whisked away to the magical land of Logos by a curious compass given to him by his off-beat neighbor, Charlotte.

Hudson discovers that Logos is a land ruled by words, thoughts, and memories. A fairy might ferry you across the river for the price of one memory. But be sure to look out for snarky unicorns, as they will see through those who are not pure of heart.

Not understanding the many rules of Logos, Hudson is quickly saddled with a troll curse. Charlotte, who, along with her father, was banished from Logos, can help get rid of the curse--but only if he agrees to find the lost Princess of Logos in return.

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Janette Rallison/ CJ Hill writes books because writing is much more fun than cleaning bathrooms.  Her avoidance of housework has led her to writing 26 novels that have sold over 1,000,000 print copies and have been on many reading and state lists. Her books are fantasy, sci-fi, and romantic comedy because hey, there is enough angst in real life, but there’s a drastic shortage of humor, romance and hot guys who fight dragons. She lives in Arizona with her husband, kids, and enough cats to classify her as eccentric. 

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The Wrong Side of Magic is  a fun coming of age kind of tale about a boy named Hudson who seems every bit as awkward as anyone in eighth grade can be. Not only does he have a potentially annoying and demanding sister, but he has to deal with a rather odd neighbor who nobody likes. Turns out she's not as weird as he thought.

After finding himself in possession of a magical compass, Hudson lands in Logos, a magical kingdom governed by words and thoughts. And he doesn't know the rules. When he ignores "common sense", he gets into trouble, mainly in the form of a troll curse. And the best way to get rid of it? Rescue a princess wrongfully kept prisoner by her usurping uncle.

Janette Rallison has created a rather imaginative land, with rules no one in our world would ever guess at. Filled with random banter and mental comedy from our leading man, Hudson, Ms. Rallison spins quite the tale that will likely captivate fans of Harry Potter and The Ranger's Apprentice, to name a few.

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Hudson heard another low, rumbling noise, this time directly over his shoulder. He wouldn’t become troll dinner without a fight. He spun around, swinging his arm as he did. His fist didn’t connect with anything. The noise hadn’t been a troll. Two unicorns stood on the path behind him, their heads lifted too high to be hit by the arc of his swing. Hudson let out another startled scream. He was getting quite good at those. He put his hand to his chest and sat back down on the ground, too relieved and surprised to speak.

One unicorn was a gray color— not the gray of rocks or dirty sidewalks. It was the soft gray of morning mist. The other unicorn was the tawny brown of glistening honey. The gray unicorn took a step back and turned to the unicorn beside him.

“Did you see that, Nigel? That human tried to strike me.”

“Most uncivil,” the tawny unicorn agreed. Both spoke with a sort of British- sounding accent.

Hudson got to his feet, gaping at them. “You can talk?”

The gray unicorn tossed his mane, warily keeping an eye on Hudson. He still spoke only to the other unicorn. “What sort of incantation do you suppose the boy was performing on the road a moment ago?”

The tawny unicorn leaned his head toward his companion. “I don’t think that was an incantation. It sounded distinctly like cursing to me.”

“He was cursing the road?” the gray unicorn asked. “Most barbaric.

 “You don’t understand,” Hudson said, still so surprised that it was hard to think straight. He held up the compass for them to see. “I accidentally flipped the knob off the compass because, well, I heard you grunting and I thought you were going to eat me or something—”

The unicorns let out a simultaneous “Hmmph!” and turned back toward each other. In a lowered voice, the tawny unicorn said, “All those who vote that the human boy is impure of heart, raise their horn.” The gray unicorn immediately raised his head so his horn stood straight up. The tawny unicorn lifted his head, as well. “Impure it is, then."

They trotted around Hudson, noses twitching. It was only when the unicorns declared Hudson to be impure that he remembered Bonnie’s insistence that unicorns helped travelers who were pure in heart.

“Wait!” Hudson turned and walked after them. “I’ve got a pure heart. Really, I do!” He hurried to catch up. He had to convince them that he was good. Otherwise, he had no idea how to get home.

 The unicorns didn’t stop. As they continued down the path, the gray one glanced over his shoulder. “It’s following us now.”

“Don’t make eye contact with it, Cecil. That just encourages them.”

At that, the unicorns went from trot to canter. Hudson ran, plodding uselessly after them. “Come back!” he called. “I’m pure!” They swished their tails to shoo him off and galloped away, disappearing as they went around a twist in the path.

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